“I take two frozen chops, smear on some gochujang, oyster sauce, kimchi, a few other bits, bung them into the bag, cook at 135F until done, leave it until I want dinner, and sling them onto some rice ...

As pointed out by u/CosmeticInk5, that's because of the All-Arounder perk, which means that the Bod counts not only as a shotgun, but as an assault rifle, sniper, pistol, and SMG. They rightfully ...